IF you're thinking of starting a band, remember that these names are already in use:

>[ a ]

>Albino Toilet Boys

>Alcoholocaust

>Alcoholics Unanimous

>Apocalypse Hoboken

>Armageddon Dildos

>[ b ]

>Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings

>The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

>Band Over

>Band That Shot Liberty Valence

>Barbara's Bush

>Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

>The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir

>The Boxing Ghandis

>Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

>Breakfast in Beirut

>Bulimia Banquet

>Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

>[ c ]

>Caltransvestites

>Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

>Carnage Asada

>Cindy Brady's Lisp

>Cortizone 5

>Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

>[ d ]

>The Dancing French Liberals of 1848

>The Dead Sea Squirrels

>The Dead Kennedys

>The Dick Clarks

>The Dick Nixons

>Dicky Retardo

>Drunks With Guns

>[ e ]

>e. coli

>Edith Head

>Electric Prostates

>Elvis Hitler

>Ethyl Merman

>[ f ]

>Fearless Iranians From Hell

>Fields of Shit

>'57 Lesbian

>The 4-Skins

>Four Nurses of the Apocalypse

>The French are from Hell

>Fromage d'Amour

>[ g ]

>Gefilte Joe and the Fish

>Gonoreagan

>[ h ]

>Headless Marines

>Hell Camino

>Herpes Cineplex

>Hindu Garage Sale

>Hitler's Bikini

>HIV and the Positives

>Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

>Hornets Attack Victor Mature

>[ i ]

>Impaled Nazarenes

>Inhale Mary

>[ j ]

>Janitors Against Apartheid

>Jehovah's Waitresses

>Jehovah's Wetness

>Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

>Jesus Christ Super Fly

>Jesus Chrysler Supercar

>Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army

>JFKFC

>Jonestown Punch

>[ k ]

>Kathleen Turner Overdrive

>Kerrigan's Knees

>[ l ]

>Lack of Afro

>Lawn Piranhas

>The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation

>Lee Harvey Keitel

>Lesbian Ninjas

>Louder Than God

>[ m ]

>Mao Tse Helen

>Mary Kay and the Cosmetics

>Max Roach and the Holders

>Minnie Pearl's Jam

>Mr. Happy and the Genocides

>Mussolini Headkick

>My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

>[ n ]

>Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions

>Nervous Christians and the Lions

>Norman Bates and the Shower Heads

>Not Drowning, Waving

>[ p ]

>Pabst Smear

>Pearl Harbor and the Explosions

>Penis DeMilo

>Pepto Dismal

>Phenobarbidols

>Phlegm Fatale

>Poultry in Motion

>Pretentious Flamedogs

>The Pro-Midget Mafia

>Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

>Psycho Sluts from Hell

>Pungent Frustration

>Purple Headed Love Warriors

>[ r ]

>Raging Pimps of Doom

>Rectal Nightmare

>Reluctant Stereotypes

>Reserectum

>Results of Inbreeding

>Retarted Elf

>Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

>[ q ]

>Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

>[ s ]

>Sandy Duncan's Eye

>Screaming Headless Torsos

>Screaming Iguanas of Love

>Screaming Moist Accountants

>Septic Death

>Seven Year Bitch

>The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra

>Shirley Temple of Doom

>Shirley Temple Pilots

>Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]

>Skeptic Tank

>Smegma & the Nuns

>Smorgasborgnine

>Solosex

>The Sound of Munich

>Spastic Colon

>The Sphinctones

>Stiff Richards

>Stukas Over Bedrock

>Swingin' Johnsons

>[ t ]

>Ted Bundy's Volkswagen

>The Telephony Bandits of Doom

>Temporary Darkening of the Stool

>Testostertones

>The Texas Nazis

>Thank God We're Immortal

>They Tried To Frame OJ

>To Live and Shave in LA

>Toxic Shock and the Tampons

>Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew

>Tragic Mulatto

>Transsexual Hitler

>Trotsky Icepick

>[ u ]

>Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies

>Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

>[ v ]

>Vaginal Davis

>The Velcro Pygmies

>Vic Morrow's Head

>[ w ]

>The Well Hungarians

>Willie Nelson Mandela

>[ y ]

>Yoko Homo

>[ z ]

>Zip Code Rapists

>Zombies Under Stress

>Zulu Leprechauns

5/19/1999